Coke Blak = Me Yak

I had an impulse to buy a bottle of Coca-Cola Skat, I mean Blak last Sunday. I like a lot of coffee-flavored things. Ice cream, frappacino, and those frozen drinks the book store sells. I was kind of intereste to see what a coffee-flavoed soda would taste like, and I sure found out......it tastes like ASS! I would not be surprised if a few shallow graves were dug outside the Coke Co. R&D facility after this tasty little treat was unveiled to the board of directors. It seems like a frat prank gone wrong. I have to believe they just gave up on this one. It suxs. Quite possibly the worst things I have ever ingested. I could not finish an 8-oz bottle. It was as if pure evil had been given a flavor, and that flavor is Coca-Cola Blak. Now, if you will excuse me, I need to go boil my toungue.